I am pleased to announce that a new Fat Bastard has been accepted in the fold. Fat Bastard 5 (apparently his name is Richard) due to his recent purchase of a pontoon he has been granted the pretentious prestigious honour and will be initiated to the Fat Bastards & Curmudgeon family.
So the flotilla/armada will be one stronger when we pirate & pillage our way through rivers & ponds!
Fat Bastards & Curmudgeons 
I am so honored and promise to do ye proud. Beeky